Remember the original idea:
Number One: Make It So!
has now been morphed into this:
I imagine it as an adapted medical weapon, "Dr. Whatzzis' Scorpion Special" able to zap things impressively with an variety of vaporized substances with a flick of a trigger (this version can be loaded with a number of liquified plugs, featured here is Mean Green #4). Note the variable settings: Stun, Paralyze and Kill. Of course it says "Made in USA" on it, which I figure is the best place to get high-quality illegal ray guns in a future near you.
Potentially the last thing you'll ever see! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think I need my edits now.